i also rock the northeast lumberjack beard. dominates the winter.

lookin' fiesty there marmaduke

i'm rock hard at all times.

i also need to figure out a way to keep my mustache out of my mouth when i eat. i'm considering using hair gel, but i feel like smelling it all day would make me rage.

mustache wax

i didnt even know such a thing existed. im now excited.

^ hide yo kids, hide yo wife

you's a scary marmaduke

Holy fuck marma are you the guy from epicmealtime ? The resemblance is uncanny.

marmadukeGRYLLS wrote:

i'm rock hard at all times.

i also need to figure out a way to keep my mustache out of my mouth when i eat. i'm considering using hair gel, but i feel like smelling it all day would make me rage.

scissors are magical

testify wrote:

Holy fuck marma are you the guy from epicmealtime ? The resemblance is uncanny.

testify wrote:

Holy fuck marma are you the guy from epicmealtime ? The resemblance is uncanny.

Damn Remedy, you're really rocking some eyebrows in the second picture.

klanana wrote:

marmadukeGRYLLS wrote:

i'm rock hard at all times.

i also need to figure out a way to keep my mustache out of my mouth when i eat. i'm considering using hair gel, but i feel like smelling it all day would make me rage.

scissors are magical

i refuse to trim the beard at all. i'll keep it edged up on my jaw line, but that's it.

marmadukeGRYLLS wrote:

i refuse to trim the beard at all. i'll keep it edged up on my jaw line, but that's it.

I meant keep those hairs around the mouth trimmed... if youre having issues keeping food out of your beard, sounds more like an aim issue =)

From GXL, courtesy of Steve.

Fzero wrote:

Damn Remedy, you're really rocking some eyebrows in the second picture.

klanana wrote:

marmadukeGRYLLS wrote:

i refuse to trim the beard at all. i'll keep it edged up on my jaw line, but that's it.

I meant keep those hairs around the mouth trimmed... if youre having issues keeping food out of your beard, sounds more like an aim issue =)

fuck that shit. the problem is when i open my food hole the longer mustache hairs curl down as my mouth opens. i'll deal with having food in my beard/mustache all day everyday over trimming it like a bitch.

also, LOL at duder's pic. best part of that is i actually am a chef hahahahha...started cookin senior year of high school and been supportin myself cookin through college :)

trimming your mustache so you're not chewing on it does not make you a bitch. it is common sense.

I didn't realize how srs the mustache was - my apologies. Ill go back to my hole.

^ not as good as the other one

defy wrote:

^ not as good as the other one

chapin wrote:

trimming your mustache so you're not chewing on it does not make you a bitch. it is common sense.

yes, it most certainly does. would a lumberjack out in the wilderness trim his mustache so sipping his bottle of scotch was easier? no, no he wouldn't.

side note: ordered mustache wax, will be curling the stache upwards every day as soon as it arrives.

marmadukeGRYLLS wrote:

chapin wrote:

trimming your mustache so you're not chewing on it does not make you a bitch. it is common sense.

yes, it most certainly does. would a lumberjack out in the wilderness trim his mustache so sipping his bottle of scotch was easier? no, no he wouldn't.

Lumberjacks don't drink Scotch. Unless they're Scottish of course.

And I doubt they use mustache wax either.

are you fucking serious? lumberjacks love scotch. they pour it on their pancakes as if it were maple syrup.

i would know this because i am a lumberjack. i have the flannel, suspenders, beard, and axe to prove it.

mustache wax is for the business up front but party on the side type lumberjack.

retro and I discussed it earlier, marmaduke, and it's official...

when you cast matches with salamacer, your beard officially has the floor. it's up to your beard to allow sal to talk. in the future, all input from salamancer on your casts must be authorized by express, written consent by your beard.