ok so lets hear it... the WORST movies you have ever seen. The only rule is that you cant list movies that were supposed to be bad (b-movies like troma or something). Ill kick it off with a few.
1.) Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal - ok so stay with me, this gets good (or bad, depending on how you look at it). The first Turbulence movie had Ray Liota as a convicted killer being transported by the FBI on a jumbo jet, he gets free on board, tries to kill everyone. blah blah blah, you can figure out the rest. I didnt even know there was a 2nd one, but the 3rd one... wow, this may be the worst thing ever filmed. Ok so, the movie is about this "metal" band (i forget the name) and its a ripoff of Marilyn Manson (who isnt metal, hes complete shit, but back to the movie!). The band is having a special concert on a jumbo jet while its in mid flight. 200 LUCKY FANS have been picked to be on board for the show, and its going to be streamed live on the internet. Since they are the biggest band in the world they have 10 million people watching it live. One guy who is supposed to be a hacker doesnt want to pay for the stream so he hacks into it. somehow the FBI catches on and one agent goes to arrest him, but as hes being arrested they see the singer for the band murder someone on the stream during the concert. he convinces her to let him use his leet hacking skills to look around at all the cameras on the plane to see whats going on. She allows him and they find out that someone knocked out the real singer, put on all his makeup and shit and posed as him and murdered someone so they would THINK it was him. The killer is part of a satanic cult led by the pilot (who is played by rutger hauer). They kill a few more people as a sacrifice as part of a satanic ritual that ends with them crashing the plane somewhere in the american midwest which will open up a gateway to hell and bring about the end of the world. They need all the millions of people watching on the stream as it happens to be watching because the ritual requires them to have followers or something stupid. Lucky for us the hacker and his new FBI buddy are on the case! They get in touch with the REAL singer of the band and use the cameras to help guide him around and take down all the cult members, including the pilot! Oh no, how will they ever land the plane, because the auto pilot is OUT which wasnt predictable at all! Our hacker hero plays a fuck load of MS Flight Simulator so he talks the singer through the landing and everyone lives happily ever after... except for you if you were watching the movie. How the hell anyone ever got that made into a movie ill never know, its like someone lost a bet.
2.) Sucker Punch - Girls stepfather kills her sister, she shoots him, he puts her in a mental institution and she gets a lobotomy, has a weird dream as its happening. It was waaaaay too try hard. It felt like one of those really stupid angelina jolie movie with way too much pointless action and bad acting (so you know, most of them).
3.) Corky Ramano - I honestly dont even remember the plot. This is one of the few movies I ever walked out on and demanded my money back (got it). I think I sat through 30 minutes before I lost my mind.
retired?
