disengage wrote:

Fuck.

was her name miyari

Okay.

There was a boy I met in 7th grade who decided he really liked me from the moment he saw me; he spent the entire 7th grade leaving notes in my locker that usually consisted of terribly romantic things like 'if u wer my gf we could play age of empires together it would be really cool i really like u'. I didn't really react to them and he eventually stopped, and just talked to me instead, and we became pretty good friends. Just a normal casual nerd guy and nerd girl friendship.

In 9th grade he asked me out on a date (over email) and me, thinking 'well he's an alright guy, I'll give him a chance' and agreed. We went out to see a movie and get food after, and he barely said one word the whole time, just made an awkward gulping noise whenever I asked a question and sat so rigidly in his seat at the movie theater that I thought he'd gotten botulism.

I just tried to be nice and let it all slide, then came home to a slew of emails from him that were extremely creepy and included detailed stories of adoration like 'I was too shy to say anything, but I was simply admiring the way your golden hair fluttered about your beautiful face in the wind.'

Yeah. Wow. No.

drheadcrab wrote:

Yeah. Wow. No.

The ending to your story turned out pretty creepy, but I definitely "AWWW"'d pretty hard at "'if u wer my gf we could play age of empires together it would be really cool i really like u'" That's pretty much the best.

smakers wrote:

was her name miyari

Oh you are so jealous it is cute. :P

Met a girl on myspace when I was 20 or so. Pre-facebook when myspace was legit son. We talked on the phone a lot for about a week and were really into each other. Finally decided to meet up and it was just the most awkward experience of my life. You know how you can list out someone's qualities on paper and they seem like they would be a good match for you, but when you're actually together there's just no spark? Call it chemistry or whatever but after having butterflies when talking to this girl for a week straight I see her in person and then just.. nothing. Pretty sure it was mutual as well as she did not seem into me either. On top of that we were supposed to do coffee and a movie but we got to the movie too late to justify paying for it, and neither of us had a car so we ended up just kind of walking around the mall for a while barely making conversation.

Not particularly entertaining but that's the epitome of bad date for me, one of my most cringeworthy memories.

idgi so you kept telling people about her personal business/sex life and she got mad at you? Wow what a crazy bitch!

I have way too many stories of me being a total ass to those I was dating/seeing/meeting, but I don't have many bad real date stories. Looking back at myself from ages 17-25ish, I was such an egotistical asshole with extreme narcissism and a borderline god complex. So glad that I got over that

cash wrote:

Alright so I used to talk to this girl named Erika. (REMOVED) and her Bf cheated on her. I felt sorry for her (because I didn't know any better.) and asked her to Homecoming one friday night at a football game.

Over the next week we talked and figured out we had some common interests. We went on a field trip to washington for something or w.e I was paying attention. We were walking around (me her and her friend) and they excused themselves for some reason and then they both started screaming at each other and went their separate ways. I didn't know what was going on. She told me that she made out with one of my friends at the movies the previous weekend. I not caring really didn't say anything other then, ok whatever. Then I started telling people and basically caused a war between her and her friends. (HEHEHEHE)

I went to meet her parents and picked her up for dinner and pictures. At the dance I grinded her ass so hard, it was a moving experience. Then a week or so later she blew me in a parking lot before her band practice. I happened to mention it to one of my friends and then the whole school found out. She was really mad at me. Then I was introduced to Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay Rum, at this point she was really mad at me for having lied to her about not telling others in addition to telling people about what had happened. She pulled me down off the stands and told me that I was an asshole and that I was going to walk her to her car and fix everything. At that moment i was like, hmmmm should i fix this, or just start hating her like everyone else...decisions decisions.

I told her that she was an annoying bitch who was social cancer who caused me so much pain and anguish just because she was a bitch and said, NOPE, CYA!!!!!!!!!!!! and at that point my life took a better turn.

TL;DR DONT TALK TO GIRLS, ESPECIALLY CRAZY GIRLS.

that first date lasted a few weeks or what?

So this one time, I met someone online and we met up in real life... We went to dinner together, held hands and walked to a really nice park where we found a bench overlooking a beautiful view of the city at night. We talked about competitive tf2 for about an hour among other things, and had our first kiss.

Actually it went really well

My worst first date was with my best friend. Me and her were both really into reading books so we would both read the same book and talk about it, same with TV shows. I would help her with her homework and she would help me with mine too. After awhile we started to think we should try dating.

So for our first date I took her out to supper where it was alright we just talked about school and other things. But then we went back to her house where we planned on watching Harry Potter. It was kinda awkward watching Harry Potter because we both knew each other maybe wanted to cuddle or something but it just felt weird too. But at the end of the night, seeing as we've already been through the whole "get to know each other stuff", I tried to kiss her good bye on my way out. I did and it was incredibly awkward, like kissing my sister awkward. I just said good bye and left.

I learned that some friends aren't meant to make the step into a relationship.

"Going out" with girls who already have boyfriends and had not made that clear. I don't regret it both times it has happened, because they turned out to be really cool friends - but still it's awkward as fuck when you offer to go out somewhere just the two of you and they bring up the fact they're already taken mid-"date".

phife wrote:

So this one time, I met someone online and we met up in real life... We went to dinner together, held hands and walked to a really nice park where we found a bench overlooking a beautiful view of the city at night. We talked about competitive tf2 for about an hour among other things, and had our first kiss.

Actually it went really well

So this wasn't exactly a first date but it was this girl that I was "friend' with benefits" with.(which is really stupid btw). This girl has insane daddy issues. Every time I hung out with her she would always bring up how annoying she thinks her dad is or much of a dick she thinks he is. One time her dad wanted to see her during the snow-week we had off of school (2 inches of snow in seattle is a huge deal yo). She responded by bitching about how she needs to see her friends, and she wonders why she doesn't have a good relationship with her dad >_<

So anyway, she picks me up (this is pathetic I know), and she drives me to the store and buys toilet paper and eggs, then she tells me that we're going to TP her dad's house. I keep telling about how its not a good idea and that she should be more respectful towards her dad. She says "nah hes annoying like lol so dumb". We get to her dad's house and all that she does is place an egg in his yard and tosses one roll of toilet paper.
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meet hot girl through mutual friends on facebook
tells me that she thinks im really cute :3, wants to hook up and all that other cute stuff.
We meet up.
I get one kiss.
we talk.
says she has to go and that we should hang out later.
2 minutes away from her house after a 2 hour long bus ride
"i have a family dinner that I need to go to"
:<
next day I see pictures of her with our friends on facebook.
I asked my friend that was there what day that picture was taken.
"yesterday"
and she was really hot too :<

cash wrote:

blah blah huge tool talking here

cash wrote:

TL;DR DONT TALK TO GIRLS, ESPECIALLY CRAZY GIRLS.

Dude, you sound like the crazy one. No offense.

Vortex wrote:

"Going out" with girls who already have boyfriends....

Oh dear lord I totally forgot... I hooked up with this girl I'd been friends with but just ran into again for the first time in a year. After some bedroom fun, I woke up in the middle of the night and she was in the kitchen, naked crying on her cell phone. Turns out she'd been dating one of my best high school friends for basically the entire time while living in another town, and I had NO fucking idea.

Like a true bro, he understood the situation, but that relationship was over. I still feel fucking terrible even though there wasn't much I could do differently. :/

After dinner I took this chick to a spot on the docks that overlooks the bay. Somehow we got to talking about music, which led to how she likes to sing. Which led to her singing. Only it wasn't like "haha look at me im a cute girl singing" it was full opera beast mode and really creeped me out. She was sincere about the whole thing, and didn't seem to think belting out vibrato style to someone you just met was weird, which was equally as off-putting as the singing.

I like the fine arts as much as the next guy, but cmon, I'm not gonna go all Pavarotti and neither should you.

B||oodSire-AA- wrote:

After dinner I took this chick to a spot on the docks that overlooks the bay. Somehow we got to talking about music, which led to how she likes to sing. Which led to her singing. Only it wasn't like "haha look at me im a cute girl singing" it was full opera beast mode and really creeped me out. She was sincere about the whole thing, and didn't seem to think belting out vibrato style to someone you just met was weird, which was equally as off-putting as the singing.

I like the fine arts as much as the next guy, but cmon, I'm not gonna go all Pavarotti and neither should you.

I've never had a terrible date, just a really disappointing one. My first relationship was about a year and a half long. After I ended it with her, I felt 'free'. I finally set up a date with this girl who I always thought was gorgeous; we went to see a movie. The movie sucked, but when it ended we kind of just looked at each other and kissed. She wasn't a great kisser... Well, she wasn't even a good kisser. But I went along with it because I always had a thing for her. We get to my car, as I'm about to turn the key to drive her home she says we should hang out for a while before she has to be home. So we made out the backseat of my car for a while, which made me realize more and more that she was just an awful kisser. Literally was just crushing all my dreams. Anyway, I dropped her off, and before she left she said that we should hang out again soon, and she'd have the house to herself so I should come over that day. I thought she was eluding to some sexual activity of sorts, and she seemed pretty into me. So I put the whole 'bad kisser' part aside and looked forward to hanging out with her again. Then the next day or so in school I asked her "yeah so we're still hanging out right?" and she says "uhh I don't know if we should hang out like that anymore". I was really confused, and she even said she really liked me and all, but just didn't think it was a good idea to date me or anything like that.

It wasn't a big deal, just really confusing. Then I realized she sat next to my ex at lunch and my ex was the type of person to spread a lot of rumors and lies about me. I also realized the girl I went on the date with is pretty dim.

Also, not really a bad first date but kind of related;

I somewhat accidentally broke the friendzone with my best friend of 4 years. It was great at first, we both had been feeling the same way about each other for so long, and now being able to express those feelings, it was like a big weight off our chests. We never showed it in public, because we have the same group of friends and we didn't want things to get weird, but it was the best 'relationship' I had while it lasted. I guess friendship truly is the most important factor in a relationship. Then after about a month or two we both kind of slowly agreed we should just go back to being friends. Which was upsetting for us both but wow I don't know why I ever agreed to that, fuck. :(

white wrote:

Also, not really a bad first date but kind of related;

I somewhat accidentally broke the friendzone with my best friend of 4 years. It was great at first, we both had been feeling the same way about each other for so long, and now being able to express those feelings, it was like a big weight off our chests. We never showed it in public, because we have the same group of friends and we didn't want things to get weird, but it was the best 'relationship' I had while it lasted. I guess friendship truly is the most important factor in a relationship. Then after about a month or two we both kind of slowly agreed we should just go back to being friends. Which was upsetting for us both but wow I don't know why I ever agreed to that, fuck. :(

DontTellDave wrote:

white wrote:

Also, not really a bad first date but kind of related;

I somewhat accidentally broke the friendzone with my best friend of 4 years. It was great at first, we both had been feeling the same way about each other for so long, and now being able to express those feelings, it was like a big weight off our chests. We never showed it in public, because we have the same group of friends and we didn't want things to get weird, but it was the best 'relationship' I had while it lasted. I guess friendship truly is the most important factor in a relationship. Then after about a month or two we both kind of slowly agreed we should just go back to being friends. Which was upsetting for us both but wow I don't know why I ever agreed to that, fuck. :(

The lack of the words 'she' and 'her' make the content of this story a very entertaining read.

we went to the convenience store and got a pizza thing

i cooked it at her house

i ate some of the pizza

we made out and she asked me to stop cause i tasted like pizza

then i went home.

disengage wins so far.

I got nothing :/

#53 I was just making a joke. You talked about a girl in the post prior so I'm not insinuating you being gay.