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capslockman  Steam
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I couldn't find the old one :(

3:37 AM - Lusca: I just realized storm spirit and razor are like the abbot and costello of gay storm people
3:38 AM - dont rattle me bones: whos on mid
3:38 AM - Lusca: that's a bot
3:42 AM - dont rattle me bones: no on mid

3:46 AM - dont rattle me bones: you know whats
3:46 AM - dont rattle me bones: like
3:46 AM - dont rattle me bones: horrifying
3:46 AM - Lusca: ?
3:46 AM - dont rattle me bones: if someone legit pointed a gun to my head
3:46 AM - dont rattle me bones: and said
3:46 AM - dont rattle me bones: name all the pony cast in mlp
3:46 AM - dont rattle me bones: id survive
3:46 AM - dont rattle me bones: but at the same time
3:46 AM - dont rattle me bones: would wish death would send me away in its
3:46 AM - dont rattle me bones: sweet sweet chariot
3:46 AM - Lusca: I wouldn't cooperate with anyone gay enough to ask me that
3:47 AM - dont rattle me bones: ahahaha
3:47 AM - Lusca: I'd gladly die to spite someone
3:47 AM - dont rattle me bones: considering how bad their aim is on the tf2 server
3:47 AM - dont rattle me bones: my chances of survival are almost past 100%
3:47 AM - Lusca: ZING
3:48 AM - Lusca: even if they pointed a minigun to your head they'd have to have a medic


~~~LAST CHANCE TO UPFRAG MY POSTS~~~

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 08:15am
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catastrophe  Steam
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10:00 PM - Kalkin #esea: YES
10:00 PM - Kalkin #esea: GRAB HER TITS FAGGOT
10:00 PM - Kalkin #esea: YES

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 08:17am
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redban  Steam
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Posts: 138

9:11 PM - Phrakture: we won
9:11 PM - redban.dtw: score?
9:11 PM - Phrakture: forfeit
9:11 PM - Phrakture: raped

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Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 10:06am
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frozun  Steam
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Never tell your password to anyone.
frozun <3 boxxyy: why toey
› toeypoo the slut ♡: WAT
› toeypoo the slut ♡: woah
› toeypoo the slut ♡: caps
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
frozun <3 boxxyy: in the name
frozun <3 boxxyy: used to be toepoo now it's toeypoo
› toeypoo the slut ♡: was in mumble the other day
› toeypoo the slut ♡: and someone came in
› toeypoo the slut ♡: "WHOS THIS TOEYPOO GUY IVE SEEN HIM AROUND AND STUFF AND HES ON MY FRIENDS LIST BUT I DUNNO WHY"
› toeypoo the slut ♡: thus
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
› toeypoo the slut ♡: my name is now toeypoo
› toeypoo the slut ♡: :[
frozun <3 boxxyy: k
frozun <3 boxxyy: i'll start calling you that
› toeypoo the slut ♡: :D
frozun <3 boxxyy: got 3 hours to right this essay
frozun <3 boxxyy: tired as fuck
› toeypoo the slut ♡: awwww shit.
› toeypoo the slut ♡: what class/topic?
frozun <3 boxxyy: school is in the morning and if I don't hand it in I fail 2 classes
frozun <3 boxxyy: ela and geo mixed
› toeypoo the slut ♡: D:
frozun <3 boxxyy: and I did both of my exams already so i'm fucking doing this
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
› toeypoo the slut ♡: that sounds horrible
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
frozun <3 boxxyy: gonna hand it in
frozun <3 boxxyy: she's gonna go like
frozun <3 boxxyy: finaly
frozun <3 boxxyy: just gonna go like
frozun <3 boxxyy: FUCK YOU
frozun <3 boxxyy: or something
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
› toeypoo the slut ♡: hahahaha
frozun <3 boxxyy: and skip and get 4g
frozun <3 boxxyy: as a cellerbration
› toeypoo the slut ♡: walk out wit dat swag
› toeypoo the slut ♡: FUCK
› toeypoo the slut ♡: its 3:30 already
frozun <3 boxxyy: 5:30 here
frozun <3 boxxyy: was gonna do this
frozun <3 boxxyy: at 2am
frozun <3 boxxyy: go to bed
frozun <3 boxxyy: have a good day
frozun <3 boxxyy: then I clicked a scary link
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
frozun <3 boxxyy: couldent focus
› toeypoo the slut ♡: haha
› toeypoo the slut ♡: LOL
› toeypoo the slut ♡: those
› toeypoo the slut ♡: scary links
› toeypoo the slut ♡: always offguard
› toeypoo the slut ♡: :[
frozun <3 boxxyy: ya
frozun <3 boxxyy: It was so obvous
frozun <3 boxxyy: but I was tired
› toeypoo the slut ♡: hahaha
frozun <3 boxxyy: "HERE LOOK AT THIS PIC OF MY CAT"
frozun <3 boxxyy: was exatcly what he said
frozun <3 boxxyy: I clicked it
frozun <3 boxxyy: and was like
frozun <3 boxxyy: you wrecked my life i'm removing you and quiting your team
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
› toeypoo the slut ♡: LOL
› toeypoo the slut ♡: but fuck
› toeypoo the slut ♡: how much of your
› toeypoo the slut ♡: uh
› toeypoo the slut ♡: essay you already got done?
frozun <3 boxxyy: 3/5 paragraphs
frozun <3 boxxyy: not making it longer then that
frozun <3 boxxyy: fuck that
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
› toeypoo the slut ♡: hahaha
› toeypoo the slut ♡: i was in a situation like that like
› toeypoo the slut ♡: a month ago
› toeypoo the slut ♡: i remember finishing my essay
› toeypoo the slut ♡: at like
› toeypoo the slut ♡: 8am
› toeypoo the slut ♡: taking a 20 minute nap
› toeypoo the slut ♡: and then heading off to school
› toeypoo the slut ♡: HAD A TERRIBLE DAY
frozun <3 boxxyy: LOL
frozun <3 boxxyy: fuck you
frozun <3 boxxyy: now that's gonna happen
frozun <3 boxxyy: can't be that bad
› toeypoo the slut ♡: haha
frozun <3 boxxyy: shit load of weed cigs and energy drnks
› toeypoo the slut ♡: i always have shitty days when
› toeypoo the slut ♡: i get no sleep
› toeypoo the slut ♡: that might help you
› toeypoo the slut ♡: i had nothing
› toeypoo the slut ♡: :[
frozun <3 boxxyy: well
frozun <3 boxxyy: birthday
frozun <3 boxxyy: so like
frozun <3 boxxyy: 80 bucks
› toeypoo the slut ♡: awww yeah
frozun <3 boxxyy: spending it in one day
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
frozun <3 boxxyy: doing this and then getting a shitty hat
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
› toeypoo the slut ♡: heh
› toeypoo the slut ♡: whatevsssss
› toeypoo the slut ♡: im heading to sleep
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
› toeypoo the slut ♡: have work in like
› toeypoo the slut ♡: 5 hours
› toeypoo the slut ♡: sigh
frozun <3 boxxyy: I'm not sleeping period
› toeypoo the slut ♡: i hope
frozun <3 boxxyy: not even like a nap
› toeypoo the slut ♡: you have
› toeypoo the slut ♡: like a refrigerator
› toeypoo the slut ♡: full of energy drinks
› toeypoo the slut ♡: lol
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
frozun <3 boxxyy: nope
frozun <3 boxxyy: gotta buy them on the way to school
frozun <3 boxxyy: wait
frozun <3 boxxyy: stay here for a sec
› toeypoo the slut ♡: k
frozun <3 boxxyy: my window looks werid as fuck
› toeypoo the slut ♡: hahaha
frozun <3 boxxyy: and I think there's a face in it
› toeypoo the slut ♡: oh god
frozun <3 boxxyy: but it's just the window
frozun <3 boxxyy: so just like
frozun <3 boxxyy: stay here
frozun <3 boxxyy: k?
› toeypoo the slut ♡: LOL
› toeypoo the slut ♡: k
frozun <3 boxxyy: c"
frozun <3 boxxyy: c:
› toeypoo the slut ♡: ILL BE WITH YOU
› toeypoo the slut ♡: FOREVAH
frozun <3 boxxyy: shit
frozun <3 boxxyy: I walked up to that
frozun <3 boxxyy: like walking into the room
frozun <3 boxxyy: with like
frozun <3 boxxyy: a killer
› toeypoo the slut ♡: hahahaha
› toeypoo the slut ♡: i fucking
› toeypoo the slut ♡: hate
› toeypoo the slut ♡: feeling like
› toeypoo the slut ♡: i see shit in the windows at night
› toeypoo the slut ♡: or like
› toeypoo the slut ♡: hear random ass noises
frozun <3 boxxyy: then never do gravol
frozun <3 boxxyy: alone
› toeypoo the slut ♡: haha
frozun <3 boxxyy: I thought
frozun <3 boxxyy: a monkey was trying to kill me
› toeypoo the slut ♡: what
› toeypoo the slut ♡: LOL
frozun <3 boxxyy: and it was so fucking realistic
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
frozun <3 boxxyy: I did it with friends though and I saw like
frozun <3 boxxyy: a chick I had a crush on
frozun <3 boxxyy: and we had a 2 hour conversation
frozun <3 boxxyy: and he was just listening to me
› toeypoo the slut ♡: awww dayum
frozun <3 boxxyy: talk to nothing
› toeypoo the slut ♡: hahahaha
frozun <3 boxxyy: well
frozun <3 boxxyy: I think i'm alright
› toeypoo the slut ♡: you sure
frozun <3 boxxyy: with that window shit sloved
› toeypoo the slut ♡: YOU GOOD?
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
frozun <3 boxxyy: you're gonna log off
frozun <3 boxxyy: and i'm gonna freak out
› toeypoo the slut ♡: and then its gonna come back
› toeypoo the slut ♡: LOL
frozun <3 boxxyy: oh shit
frozun <3 boxxyy: fuck you
frozun <3 boxxyy: don't say that
› toeypoo the slut ♡: awww yeah
› toeypoo the slut ♡: i would say go find some random happy shit to do
› toeypoo the slut ♡: BUT YOU GOTTA FOCUS ON YOUR ESSAY
› toeypoo the slut ♡: AND SHIT
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
frozun <3 boxxyy: I'm gonna wake up
frozun <3 boxxyy: in a couple days
frozun <3 boxxyy: and you're gonna see this on natf2
frozun <3 boxxyy: c:
› toeypoo the slut ♡: hahaha
frozun <3 boxxyy: OMG
frozun <3 boxxyy: I got
› toeypoo the slut ♡: oh god
frozun <3 boxxyy: 2 windows
frozun <3 boxxyy: I forgot
frozun <3 boxxyy: i'm kinda crying a bit
› toeypoo the slut ♡: well
frozun <3 boxxyy: dunno why
› toeypoo the slut ♡: you're
› toeypoo the slut ♡: a little fucked
› toeypoo the slut ♡: LOL
frozun <3 boxxyy: LOL
frozun <3 boxxyy: just like
frozun <3 boxxyy: an essay due soon isn't enough
frozun <3 boxxyy: now shit is gonna kill me too
› toeypoo the slut ♡: haha
› toeypoo the slut ♡: oh god
› toeypoo the slut ♡: if it actually happens
› toeypoo the slut ♡: ill be the only one to know
frozun <3 boxxyy: oh shit
› toeypoo the slut ♡: NOOOOOO
frozun <3 boxxyy: put that on like
frozun <3 boxxyy: cnn
frozun <3 boxxyy: wait
frozun <3 boxxyy: do you even have cnn?
frozun <3 boxxyy: lol
› toeypoo the slut ♡: yeee
› toeypoo the slut ♡: BREAKING NEWS
› toeypoo the slut ♡: FROZUN RAPED BY WINDOW MONSTER
frozun <3 boxxyy: LOL

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Smile wrote:

They have frozun he ain't a baddie but hes kinda creepy. Calls people cuties and what not.

fapn wrote:

u guys r all so mean to frozun liek srsly

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 10:45am
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Abramelin_  Steam
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<MaskedJackal> why do i keep getting kicked from the server :(
<~doc> Eaglebird: ?
<~doc> for your furry spray of a bird in shorts just loungin' about hay guyyyys
<Eaglebird> you feel goods
<Eaglebird> leave abramelin alone
<MaskedJackal> :(
<~doc> he's been kicked for his spray by numerous admins before and he asks why every time
<~doc> and has been told by me at least twice now


Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 11:31am
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miyari  Steam
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Posts: 160

OH ITS THE GIGGLY: I JUST LOOOOVOE
OH ITS THE GIGGLY: CAPITAL LETTERS
OH ITS THE GIGGLY: BECUASE
OH ITS THE GIGGLY: THEY MAKE THE LETTERS LARGER
OH ITS THE GIGGLY: AND THEREFORE
OH ITS THE GIGGLY: EASIER TO READ

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 11:37am
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Logic  Steam
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Posts: 386

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, June 09, 2012
3:22 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: are u going to the atlanta intel lanfest
3:22 PM - Logic: nah i cant
3:23 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: herer
3:23 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: where is atlanta
3:23 PM - Logic: in georgia
3:23 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: where is georgia
3:23 PM - Logic: fucks wrong with you
3:23 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: im bad at world ghistory
3:23 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: but i live in texas
3:23 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: is that close to georgia
3:23 PM - Logic: yes
3:23 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: oh
3:23 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: how many states away and up or down
3:24 PM - Logic: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=united+states+map
3:25 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: that did nothing but bring me to a list of sites about the united states map
3:25 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: don't we have to google latin america?
3:25 PM - Logic: what
3:25 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: oh
3:25 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: hoyl fuck
3:25 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: we live in the US
3:25 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: though we were called Latin america
3:26 PM - cяyptiκ« Gildarts[kr]: whats the initials for Georgia
3:26 PM - Logic: GA
3:26 PM - Logic: omg whats wrong with you


rearrange ginger, get nigger

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 11:39am
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Taggerung  Steam
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Posts: 323

uD*MaskedJackal: maybe its because im cute
Tagg^: ..........
Tagg^: homo
uD*MaskedJackal: lmfao
uD*MaskedJackal: no homo
uD*MaskedJackal: aww man come on
Tagg^: Too late


"To make it go upside down just rotate it 360 degrees" - Disengage

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 02:26pm
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Juunee  Steam
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Posts: 1964

3:27 AM - marionette: as he grabbed me by my hands in that last fleeting moment of passion
3:27 AM - marionette: he whispered those 3 words into my ear, those 3 words that every girl dreams of hearing
3:27 AM - marionette: they were the last words I'd ever hear from that man and I'll remember them for the rest of my life
3:28 AM - marionette: with just one line he bore greater poetic significance than virgil himself
3:28 AM - marionette: "rack city bitch"

12:24 PM - NA$A 2sÿ.Zobby: hexagon damage
12:24 PM - NA$A 2sÿ.Zobby: holy shit
12:25 PM - NA$A 2sÿ.Zobby: teenage girl with bow and arrow kills heavily armed men
12:25 PM - shrugger: looks very linear
12:25 PM - NA$A 2sÿ.Zobby: oh hey it's jurassic park
12:25 PM - shrugger: and all the enviromental intereactions look forced
12:25 PM - shrugger: if there was dinosaurs
12:25 PM - shrugger: this game would be amazing
12:26 PM - NA$A 2sÿ.Zobby: ahahahahahahahaha

1:28 AM - Cal Chuchesta: shut up, my LCD2 revision 2's give me a boner while curing cancer I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
1:28 AM - Cal Chuchesta: your headphones have a muddy treble and a false sense of detail
1:29 AM - Cal Chuchesta: plus you have recessed mids and rolled off highs
1:29 AM - Cal Chuchesta: enjoy your piercing brightness at the 18-20khz range
1:29 AM - 2sÿ.Zobby: a false sense of detail
1:29 AM - 2sÿ.Zobby: please tell me somebody actually said that
1:29 AM - Cal Chuchesta: that's not made up
1:29 AM - Cal Chuchesta: it's not made up
1:29 AM - 2sÿ.Zobby: oh my god

6:17 PM - 2sÿ.Zobby: jesus
6:17 PM - 2sÿ.Zobby: I can't even believe this shit
6:17 PM - two dollars ……minus a quarter: facebook is hard
6:17 PM - 2sÿ.Zobby: how hard is it to link a nigga
6:18 PM - two dollars ……minus a quarter: life is hard at the library computer
6:18 PM - 2sÿ.Zobby: what does that even mean
6:18 PM - two dollars ……minus a quarter: niggas on the street
6:18 PM - two dollars ……minus a quarter: to get to the internet
6:18 PM - 2sÿ.Zobby: hahahah
6:18 PM - two dollars ……minus a quarter: we gotta use the library computer
6:18 PM - two dollars ……minus a quarter: kayaws was a hard ass nigga
6:18 PM - 2sÿ.Zobby: hustle that shit
6:18 PM - two dollars ……minus a quarter: kept it down
6:18 PM - two dollars ……minus a quarter: at the library

2:52 AM - Neon Riots: now, the problem has an easy fix. Just put Hulk Hands on him. Then, not only do you cushion the blows he deals himself, but you can relax in other rooms, knowing that any bout of tard rage will be heralded by HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH!, tipping you off to his spergings.
2:52 AM - Neon Riots: OH MY GOD
2:52 AM - 2sÿ.Liz: AHYAHAHAHA

7:15 PM - mascara running everywhere: i just turned my speakers on on a whime
7:15 PM - mascara running everywhere: oh my god
7:15 PM - mascara running everywhere: they sound horrible
7:15 PM - 2sÿ.Liz: whime?
7:16 PM - mascara running everywhere: what
7:16 PM - 2sÿ.Liz: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whime
7:16 PM - mascara running everywhere: oh
7:16 PM - mascara running everywhere: on a whim
7:16 PM - 2sÿ.Liz: whim/(h)wim/
Noun:

A sudden desire or change of mind, esp. one that is unusual or unexplained.
A windlass for raising ore or water from a mine.
7:16 PM - mascara running everywhere: yeah
7:16 PM - 2sÿ.Liz: why are on a windlass cond?
7:16 PM - mascara running everywhere: I have a switch hooked up to my whim to pull up copper ore from the basement
7:16 PM - mascara running everywhere: i like to work out while i listen to music is that such a big deal
7:16 PM - 2sÿ.Liz: ahahahahahaha

Last edited: Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 02:41pm by Juunee


fou/nd/you forever

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 02:35pm
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brizz  Steam
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Posts: 99

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, May 19, 2012
10:10 PM - vile: dude
10:10 PM - vile: my coworker is so hot
10:10 PM - brizz: fuck him
10:10 PM - vile: !!!!!!!!!!
10:10 PM - vile: its a chick
10:10 PM - vile: wtf
10:10 PM - brizz: LOLOLOL
10:10 PM - brizz: u c wut i did thar
10:11 PM - vile: dude i would
10:11 PM - vile: if i could
10:11 PM - brizz: i called you gay
10:11 PM - brizz: rofllololol
10:11 PM - vile: shes so hot
10:11 PM - vile: like
10:11 PM - brizz: like
10:11 PM - brizz: pix
10:11 PM - vile: she gets hotter everytime i see her
10:11 PM - vile: at first it was like
10:11 PM - vile: eh
10:11 PM - vile: but nowadays
10:11 PM - vile: unf
10:11 PM - brizz: LOL
10:11 PM - vile: !!!!!
10:11 PM - vile: whenever she turns around and is not facing me
10:12 PM - brizz: dat ass
10:12 PM - vile: i just close my eyes, tilt my head upwards
10:12 PM - brizz: oh
10:12 PM - vile: and breath through my teeth
10:12 PM - vile: you know what im talking about right?
10:12 PM - brizz: yes
10:12 PM - brizz: but i got the girl i wanted
10:12 PM - vile: eyes shut as hard as i can
10:12 PM - brizz: dating her now
10:12 PM - vile: this is different
10:12 PM - vile: shes just hot
10:12 PM - vile: i dont want to date her
10:12 PM - brizz: ah
10:12 PM - brizz: just fuck her
10:12 PM - brizz: and never talk to ehr again
10:12 PM - vile: she has a boyfriend
10:12 PM - brizz: or friends with benefits
10:12 PM - brizz: SO
10:14 PM - vile: UNF
10:14 PM - brizz: dude
10:14 PM - brizz: my friend posted a pic on facebook
10:14 PM - brizz: he ran out of milk so he is using tea with cereal
10:14 PM - brizz: eww
10:14 PM - vile: rofl
10:15 PM - vile: man she looks so much better irl. every time i see her i think to myself "she looks good today"
10:15 PM - vile: take a breath
10:15 PM - vile: then walk away continuing work
10:15 PM - brizz: so whatchu gonna do bout it
10:15 PM - vile: wait
10:15 PM - brizz: NO
10:15 PM - brizz: MAKE A THREAD
10:15 PM - brizz: LOLOLOL
10:15 PM - brizz: DO IT
10:15 PM - vile: fuck you you're saving this chatlog arent you
10:15 PM - brizz: p much
10:15 PM - brizz: ye
10:15 PM - vile: ...
10:15 PM - brizz: youre in my convos.txt
10:15 PM - vile: i share my private life with you
10:16 PM - vile: and you do this
10:16 PM - vile: cool

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 02:38pm
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Dave_  Steam
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Posts: 666

8:06 PM - bullet: i quit mge
8:06 PM - bullet: because of you

5:14 AM - Techdudette <3: my fingers smell like my ballsack

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 03:27pm
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noniss  Steam
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Posts: 232

Walrusasauras : nonis your a pretty good scout
nonis : thanks
EatMyPanties : thanks
EatMyPanties : oh w8 i am not nonis

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 03:42pm
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Taggerung  Steam
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Posts: 323

Taggerung - Work: coffee is bitter
Taggerung - Work: therefore gross
Taggerung - Work: and not good
.unff: is delicious
.unff: i drink it BLACK
.unff: like my dudes
Taggerung - Work: LOL


"To make it go upside down just rotate it 360 degrees" - Disengage

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 03:54pm
#14
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ukm  Steam
high
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 1056

10:12 PM - vile: i just close my eyes, tilt my head upwards
10:12 PM - brizz: oh
10:12 PM - vile: and breath through my teeth
10:12 PM - vile: you know what im talking about right?

wat

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 04:07pm
#15
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capslockman  Steam
high-
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Registered: September 2011
Posts: 840

2010:

Kalkin: but im always looking for some way to improve fa
caps lock: make a furry board
caps lock: +10000 fa cred
Kalkin: go fuck a dog
caps lock: i am a dog
Kalkin: go fuck a cat
caps lock: i am nekodog
Kalkin: fuck


~~~LAST CHANCE TO UPFRAG MY POSTS~~~

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 04:38pm
#16
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FFG  Steam
high-
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Registered: September 2011
Posts: 628

FFG: quebec is like michigan, except with even more nothing to the north
ltcrumpet: literally europe
FFG: and more metal shows
ltcrumpet: you forgot
ltcrumpet: >culture
ltcrumpet: >government that isnt republicans
ltcrumpet: >jobs

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 04:39pm
#17
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Rick  Steam
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Registered: September 2011
Posts: 421

bright rick: yo
bright rick: who are you
vague: r u technasty
vague: i added wrong person lol, it hink
bright rick: no im not technasty?
vague: k sry to btohe ru
bright rick: what the fuck
vague: delete me if u wish
bright rick: how could u get me and him mixed up?
vague: ive played with u in DM tho
vague: u know him??
bright rick: no
vague: do u mind sending me his steam id page
vague: k nvm
vague: peace


pussy money weed

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 05:29pm
#18
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Juunee  Steam
high
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Registered: September 2011
Posts: 1964

11:28 PM - Ggglygy: how dont they laugh
11:33 PM - 2sÿ.Liz: I don't know
11:33 PM - Ggglygy: Ggglygy: i like my women how i like my coffee
Ggglygy: i just shit my jean shorts

11:49 AM - 2sÿ.Liz: >mfw when hirez metaphorically ejaculated into a tub of mayo called tribes ascend and then redditors ate the contents two handfuls at a time near me
11:51 AM - greatstalin: >mfw hi-rez employees literally ejaculated into a tub of mayo called tribes ascend and then redditors used four pairs of handcuffs to chain themselves to the tub and ate the contents two handfuls at a time near me
11:52 AM - 2sÿ.Liz: ahahahahahahahahaha

2:44 PM - 2sÿ.Liz: well thanks dave
2:44 PM - 2sÿ.Liz: you're a good person anyway
2:44 PM - Quantic Dave__AC: baylife
2:44 PM - 2sÿ.Liz: #swag
Quantic Dave__AC is now Away.
Quantic Dave__AC is now Online.
3:17 PM - Quantic Dave__AC: 1:17 PM - A$AP dchow: steam accnt got hacked lastn igh
1:17 PM - A$AP dchow: night*
1:17 PM - A$AP dchow: fucking gay man
1:17 PM - A$AP dchow: it's ok
1:17 PM - Quantic Dave__AC: baylife
3:17 PM - 2sÿ.Liz: never change dave

10:22 AM - 2sÿ.Liz: everyone around me is plebeians
10:23 AM - ʒɑ̃ kɔkto: sometimes i just wish i had more capacity for hate
10:23 AM - ʒɑ̃ kɔkto: I want to hate everything even more
10:23 AM - 2sÿ.Liz: >you will never be able to hate everything more than you already do
10:23 AM - ʒɑ̃ kɔkto: that feel

10:36 AM - 2sÿ.Lethªl Rªdio Wªves: visibly upset
10:36 AM - 2sÿ.Lethªl Rªdio Wªves: black
10:36 AM - 2sÿ.Lethªl Rªdio Wªves: cocks
10:36 AM - »9D Abramelin: rectum ruined negro wang
10:37 AM - »9D Abramelin: flumoxed african penis
10:37 AM - 2sÿ.Lethªl Rªdio Wªves: ahahahahahaha
10:38 AM - 2sÿ.Lethªl Rªdio Wªves: jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with us

11:49 AM - Let It Riot: Let It Riot: you have any classes today big guy?
Chft: sculpture
Chft: hate that class
Let It Riot: what do you hate about it
Chft: i'm not trying and calling it abstract
Let It Riot: how's that bad
Chft: what
Let It Riot: why does that make you hate it
Let It Riot: if you don't have to try
Chft: its time consuming and i dont really care for 3d
11:49 AM - Let It Riot: chimp confirmed for disliking 3DPD
2:37 PM - Let It Riot: Let It Riot: 2D master race
Chft: thats what da vinci said when criticizing michelangelo
Chft: he phrased it differently though

12:04 AM - Let It Riot: Next time I hear some crumpet-shoving teeth-gnasher try to correct me and say "Oi, ah fink you mean mafs, roight?" I'll kick him in his goddamned dick.

Same goes for any smug asshole who starts standing in a line at the airport and asks questions about queues. Shit, Nigel, do you see any fucking fire pits or roasting pigs? Shut the fuck up.

1:50 PM - 人間嫌い: START THE GENERATOR MOM
1:50 PM - 人間嫌い: WE DONT HAVE A GENERATOR
1:50 PM - 人間嫌い: I SAID FUCKING START IT WOMAN

12:54 PM - .__o< ghos7ayama: so last night
12:54 PM - .__o< ghos7ayama: me and my friends are at kings
12:54 PM - .__o< ghos7ayama: and hes trying to convince me
12:55 PM - .__o< ghos7ayama: that a girl whos nickname is juggs
12:55 PM - .__o< ghos7ayama: and knows thats her nickname
12:55 PM - .__o< ghos7ayama: and its totally cool with it
12:55 PM - .__o< ghos7ayama: isnt a whore
12:55 PM - .__o< ghos7ayama: his arguement was im a retard
12:55 PM - .__o< ghos7ayama: fuck this gay earth

12:24 PM - 2sÿ.subhuman_slayer: Police status: [x] fucked [ ] not fucked
12:25 PM - Abramelin: Fucking the Police: [x] From the Underground [ ] Not From the Underground
12:26 PM - 2sÿ.subhuman_slayer: Path from the underground/compton: [x] straight [ ] parabolic [ ] curved
12:27 PM - Abramelin: Young Nigga Status: [x] Got it bad [ ] don't got it bad
12:28 PM - 2sÿ.subhuman_slayer: Why is it bad: [x] Because I'm brown [ ] Other:___________ (write in)
12:29 PM - Abramelin: MC Ren Status: [ ] gives a fuck to say [x] don't give a fuck to say
12:30 PM - 2sÿ.subhuman_slayer: Are you down for a jack move: [ ] Yes [ ] No [x] No telling when I'm down for a jack move
12:30 PM - Abramelin: hahaha
12:30 PM - Abramelin: excellent
12:31 PM - Abramelin: Yo Dre: [x] i got somethin' to say [ ] i don't got somethin' to say
12:32 PM - 2sÿ.subhuman_slayer: Choice of drop: [x] English [ ] Bombs [ ] The bass
12:32 PM - Abramelin: YES

8:55 PM - Abramelin: so like
8:55 PM - Abramelin: i know how we can solve our border security problems
8:55 PM - 2sÿ.tier.wad HLE: We store my swag on the border?
8:55 PM - 2sÿ.tier.wad HLE: They'll never be able to cross
8:56 PM - Abramelin: i guess we could do that, but we could also just paint a giant crosswalk on the southern border
8:56 PM - Abramelin: think about it
8:56 PM - Abramelin: when is the last time you've seen a mexican actually use a crosswalk
8:56 PM - 2sÿ.tier.wad HLE: ahahhahahahaha

4:32 PM - Let It Be: >In the early hours of that morning, Kruse had told Cam he’d use a code phrase—“I think I’m going to make some KD”—a Canadian abbreviation for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner—when he was ready to attack.
4:32 PM - Let It Be: Makin some KD with mah bros
4:32 PM - 2sÿ.tier.wad: cooking that shit up
4:32 PM - 2sÿ.tier.wad: hungry as a motherfucker
4:33 PM - Let It Be: Clean yourself up after this fucking outrageous meal

11:10 AM - Zaraϑuštra #KTJR #nsprt: I found a bunch of halloween candy my mom bought
11:10 AM - Zaraϑuštra #KTJR #nsprt: hell yes
11:11 AM - Zaraϑuštra #KTJR #nsprt: sup breakfast

Last edited: Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 06:08pm by Juunee


fou/nd/you forever

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 05:58pm
#19
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white  Steam
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Registered: October 2011
Posts: 538

ᶠᵖ coco: i was stupid
ᶠᵖ coco: kept a 40 in my locker

whjte: howd i know you were hispanic
bitches love cupcakes: cause
bitches love cupcakes: i smell
bitches love cupcakes: like
bitches love cupcakes: beans?

white: cody money dollas
c o d y c o d y c o d y #heat: young money gas money nigga
c o d y c o d y c o d y #heat: what it do

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 07:16pm
#20
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synchro  Steam
high
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Registered: September 2011
Posts: 1033

A lot of these probably didn't need to be posted.


Big Shot Gaming - MI LAN Party, Fall 2012
website
facebook event
steam group

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 07:43pm
#21
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Vortex  Steam
high-
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 720

kri : u asian?
Vortex : WAT
kri : are you asian
Vortex : no why
kri : ok, nvm

2:54 PM - sponsored by nonis gaming: looks like bmonpunisher
2:54 PM - l3monpunisher :-): i'm ovulating
2:54 PM - l3monpunisher :-): high probability to smack you with a bloody maxipad
2:54 PM - sponsored by nonis gaming: noted

SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: isnt that a girl
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: ask if its a girl
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: then ask her out
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: thatll show her
Vortex: ok
Vortex: show her if the rumors about my inches per 360 r true
Vortex: if u no wat im sayin
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: isnt your inch/360 like 4"
Vortex: :'(

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 08:07pm
#22
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fksld  Steam
high-
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 647

one time rick got a new dog and he was like "yo my new dog is ill" and i was like "o no i hope he gets better xD" i didnt save the chat log tho cause im not a 14 year old girl

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 08:22pm
#23
-3
defy  Steam
high
Medium_fancy
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 1721

blight`ben: jesus fuck could you be any more attractive
blight`ben: jk literally impossible
jim fear: i am fucking beautiful
blight`ben: THATS WHAT IM SAYING


skill rating: girl butts
dm: boobies
gamesense: hey a pic of a girl butt
invite: if u gimme pic of girle butte

anonemousee wrote:

then the next game he said 'just kidding, love, peace, and chicken grease'

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 08:39pm
#24
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turtsmcgurts  Steam
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Registered: September 2011
Posts: 665

i had only taunt slided him twice before he went off on a tangent. (this is from round 1 to the end of the scrim)

SPOILER

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 11:10pm
#25
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justin  Steam
low+
Registered: October 2011
Posts: 41

1:27 AM - rayc: i dont have it yet
1:27 AM - rayc: and its not a fanny pack exactly
1:27 AM - rayc: its just a belt
1:28 AM - rayc: with a mesh compartment

Fri, 15 Jun 2012, 11:30pm
#26
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starry-  Steam
mid
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Registered: January 2012
Posts: 175

5:10 PM - starry-: hi
SYOPS^ nonis ϡpeace is now Away.
5:10 PM - starry-: ok :(

that's how all my conversations goes :<

Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 12:11am
#27
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noniss  Steam
mid
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Registered: November 2011
Posts: 232

starry- wrote:

5:10 PM - starry-: hi
SYOPS^ nonis ϡpeace is now Away.
5:10 PM - starry-: ok :(

that's how all my conversations goes :<


◔ ◡ ◔

Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 12:12am
#28
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cody  Steam
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Registered: September 2011
Posts: 420

I be on my frankenstein #heat ✌: should take some uppers
PunisheR #heaT: WOW
PunisheR #heaT: more like downers
I be on my frankenstein #heat ✌: WOW
I be on my frankenstein #heat ✌: more like downy
PunisheR #heaT: ye
PunisheR #heaT: wait
PunisheR #heaT: WOW
PunisheR #heaT: LOL
PunisheR #heaT: fuck you

Lancer: was talking to this girl
Lancer: about music and shit
Lancer: she said she never heard of a tribe called quest
Lancer: and I was like
Lancer: uhhhhhh
Lancer: I don't think I should be talking to you anymore

*DEAD* sneak : the fuck r my teammates dong
*DEAD* sneak : retarsd
*DEAD* sneak : r so bad

*DEAD* kLusKy : map is interesting
pizzaMAN : ur mom is intresting

2000^^ : im gonna piss my pants
2000^^ : if i get up im gonna fall
2000^^ : i lost my shoes

dbp.branteD : Im cristian and ive been to jail
dbp.branteD : fuck the world

2000^^: youre gonna make me go beast mode
2000^^: beast mode engaged

Last edited: Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 12:32am by cody


Cody:
Blackness - 10
Hackiness - 10
Rapper - 0

Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 12:20am
#29
2
Juunee  Steam
high
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Registered: September 2011
Posts: 1964

Furry Slayer : So this server is filled with pony faggots and no swearing retards
Furry Slayer : fuck off
=EGC= Flaming_moe : !admin
[sm] ADMIN: Muted Furry Slayer.
=EGC= Flaming_moe : Furry you have been muted
Furry Slayer is now called Upset Cunts
Upset Cunts : ?
Upset Cunts : guess not fag
Nightmarity : not u cunts
Nightmarity : furry
Upset Cunts : oh ok

1:17 AM - xXxT4XP4Y3RxXx401(k): big will won esea-invite while in a vietnamese pow camp
1:18 AM - 2sÿ.Juunee: whilst single-handedly winning russian roulette against every other prisoner

8:33 PM - Timrod: I just had a BR scammer add me asking for my tyro
8:33 PM - Timrod: BLATANT BR
8:34 PM - Timrod: Like, I could tell from his first sentence he was a scammer
8:36 PM - Timrod: So I told him he could have my tyro for a decent cybersex session
8:37 PM - Timrod: Then I add the details
8:37 PM - Timrod: "I'll be Kobe Bryant and you'll be the 1996 Green Bay Packers"

5:51 PM - Mash: i walk out of the uni and this fat weeaboo kid just shoves me and starts yelling at me
5:51 PM - Mash: turns out it was her brother
5:51 PM - Mash: he even wore a naruto headband and bleach t-shirt
5:52 PM - Mash: so he said i broke his sister's heart, beat her and things like that
5:52 PM - Mash: then he screamed
5:52 PM - Mash: "YOU ARE NOT SUGOI"
5:52 PM - Mash: and i punched him in the face and walked away
5:52 PM - Mash: cant believe i am not sugoi

11:25 PM - TVHEAD: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locjxyGU1M1qd2hb4o1_500.png
11:25 PM - JONNY ROCK: maybe she just knows that girls dont brush their teeth
11:25 PM - JONNY ROCK: it's true by the way
11:26 PM - Edgeworth: out of all of that the most objectionable part is the highlighted part?
11:26 PM - B­: fuckin ubers
11:27 PM - JONNY ROCK: you got something against brokencyde?
11:27 PM - Binary. 2sÿ.Juunee: edgeworth has killed men for less
11:28 PM - Edgeworth: how did you know
11:28 PM - Edgeworth: I mean
11:28 PM - Edgeworth: I would never do such a thing

10:05 PM - laundry_king_420: zobby
10:05 PM - laundry_king_420: i need a name based on the following chatlog
10:05 PM - 2sÿ.Stun: laundry king what
10:05 PM - 2sÿ.Stun: lay it on me
10:05 PM - laundry_king_420: <spadez> unban pure
<waxpax> you'd have to ask stalin about that
<spadez> tell him
<spadez> god
<waxpax> he's gettting his laundry atm
<waxpax> stalin says no
<waxpax> guess we're looking for another scrim, have a good night
<spadez> the kid has downs
<spadez> cut him
<waxpax> he's a black jew, though, if i cut him every one will think i'm racist :P
<spadez> i would cut him so fast
<spadez> two of the worst things you can have in life
<spadez> a fucking slave
<spadez> being a jew
10:07 PM - 2sÿ.Stun: Moses, lord of the Wash
10:07 PM - laundry_king_420: Tyrone Goldman, Lord of the Wash
10:07 PM - 2sÿ.Stun: yes
10:07 PM - 2sÿ.Stun: ues
10:07 PM - 2sÿ.Stun: ues
10:07 PM - 2sÿ.Stun: yes

1:41 AM - Pope Bob: girls caint do shit other than suck dick -xellos, 1942

12:33 AM - Anonymous of Washington: life lesson learned
12:33 AM - 2sÿ.Stun: don't date people on the internet
12:33 AM - 2sÿ.Stun: because they're all fat
12:33 AM - Anonymous of Washington: word
12:34 AM - 2sÿ.Stun: ranks right up there with kicking slav from l4d2 so chad could get in
12:34 AM - 2sÿ.Stun: only to have him remove all of us from friends
12:34 AM - Anonymous of Washington: hahaha oh man that

7:46 PM - Timrod (#108): So after starting to play TF2 again, and having played with people who are both comp players and non-comp players, I have come to one inevitable conclusion
7:47 PM - Timrod (#108): Scout: Clear difference between comp and non-comp. Comp will always go scattergun, constantly jumping around and consistently meatshotting, non-comp usually goes FAN
7:47 PM - Timrod (#108): Soldier: Clear difference between comp and non-comp. Comp will be rocketjumping and firing down on the medic, non-comp will usually stay on the ground.
7:48 PM - Timrod (#108): Medic: Clear difference between comp and non-comp. Comp knows when to switch between mediguns, non-comp sticks with one the entire time even if it's causing their team to lose
7:48 PM - Timrod (#108): Then you get to Demo
7:48 PM - Timrod (#108): And there is no fucking difference

12:00 AM - mon★petit: rock paper scissors?
12:01 AM - Edgeworth: did I ever tell you guys that we had a rock paper scissors club in high school
12:02 AM - mon★petit: fucking hardcore.
12:02 AM - Edgeworth: varsity rps
12:02 AM - TVHEAD: 90% combos that a re rlly boring to watch and breakers
12:02 AM - Edgeworth: it was started as a joke, nobody believed that it was going to be popular
12:03 AM - Edgeworth: we actually filled a 32 man bracket one week
12:03 AM - Roka: hahaha that's great
12:03 AM - Lobokage: hahahaha
12:03 AM - TVHEAD: whaaa
12:03 AM - Edgeworth: we had 31 until I wrote a quick program on my calculator for rock paper scissors
12:03 AM - Edgeworth: we called #32 "Deep Paper"

8:04 PM - ÿ. [rip whatman]: I'm watching american beauty
8:04 PM - Chimp: that thing about the horse?
Chimp is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
8:05 PM - ÿ. [rip whatman]: nah the one with kevin spacey
8:05 PM - Chimp: where he plays a horse?

Last edited: Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 12:50am by Juunee


fou/nd/you forever

Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 12:35am
#30
5
Fox!  Steam
high
Medium_moon_child
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 1240

Tuesday, October 05, 2010
11:55 AM - BEEF: dude
11:55 AM - Fox!: sup
11:55 AM - BEEF: put your front teeth on top of your lower lip
11:56 AM - BEEF: and try to blow air into your cheeks
11:56 AM - Fox!: LOL
11:56 AM - BEEF: did you do it?
11:56 AM - Fox!: yes
11:56 AM - BEEF: thats the sound my dick makes when it comes out of ur butt
11:56 AM - Fox!: xfd
11:58 AM - BEEF: i have sick cumshots dude
11:58 AM - Fox!: are you like a sniper
11:58 AM - Fox!: or a volcano
11:58 AM - BEEF: little bit of both
11:58 AM - BEEF: snipecano
11:58 AM - BEEF: kinda like
11:58 AM - BEEF: a soldier
11:58 AM - BEEF: i shoot 4 rockets then pepper u with the shotty
11:58 AM - Fox!: lmao

RIP


Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 04:28am