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12:04 PM - squid: i wanna go to
12:04 PM - squid: get pringles and doritos
12:05 PM - squid: but i cant find my pants
12:06 PM - slin.: why both
12:06 PM - slin.: just eat one or the other fatty
12:06 PM - squid: slin
12:06 PM - squid: i weigh
12:06 PM - squid: 100 pounds
12:06 PM - slin.: jeeezzzzzz
12:06 PM - slin.: ever heard of a gym
12:06 PM - squid: slin
12:06 PM - squid: im a lifeguard
12:06 PM - squid: im in shape
12:06 PM - squid: ur just obese
12:07 PM - slin.: dawg 100 lbs means u have no muscle
12:07 PM - slin.: its not an issue of being in shape lol
12:07 PM - squid: alright well it was an exageration
12:07 PM - squid: 115
12:07 PM - squid: thats 15 pounds of pure muscles
12:07 PM - slin.: lol
12:07 PM - squid: actually
12:07 PM - squid: 10 pounds of muscles
12:07 PM - squid: 5 pounds of dick
12:08 PM - slin.: omg....

http://www.twitch.tv/misterslin
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 09:44am Link
#32
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mgib  Steam
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9:31 PM - iamЯoot: imagine me
9:32 PM - iamЯoot: ramming my head into ur asshole
9:32 PM - iamЯoot: my whole head all the way in there
9:33 PM - iamЯoot: and then imagine me standing up
9:33 PM - iamЯoot: and shaking my head all over the place
9:33 PM - iamЯoot: in ur asshole

4:43 PM - based tiffany's beach excursion: ask him if his fridge is runnning
4:43 PM - based tiffany's beach excursion: then tell him he'
4:43 PM - based tiffany's beach excursion: s
4:43 PM - based tiffany's beach excursion: a useless cunt and nothing should ever work correctly in his life

juan
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 10:02am Link
#33
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squi  Steam
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[02:15] <mr-slin> www.pornhub.com
[02:16] <mr-slin> omg i meant to put that in my url!!!
[02:16] <mr-slin> im so embarrassed
[02:16] <+Eldritch> lol
[02:16] == mr-slin [~63fe7a8b@li216-107.members.linode.com] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 10:23am Link
#34
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visitor  Steam
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17:51 kermit: first time i heard namlay in mumble
17:51 kermit: knew he was a nigger

SureShot: fuk the black stereotype man, who doesn't love fried chicken and watermelon

bLackstar: I just do IM for the free check

6:04 AM - kermit: i love howard university, the school for negros

spadez wrote:

I'm pretty sure everyone tried hacks atleast one point in their career.
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 10:39am Link
#35
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smallfeet  Steam
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jimmy your logs are fake
http://s3.amazonaws.com/tf2pug_eldorado/files/jimmy_fake_logsd.png

btw
SPOILER
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 10:44am Link
#36
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Remedy  Steam
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9:36 PM - Chft: hey
9:36 PM - Chft: i had a dream we were scrimming and like muffin said his dad just died and like we kinda pretented that he didnt say it and kept playing
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 06:08pm Link
#37
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wow thanks guys
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 06:18pm Link
#38
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__nderscore  Steam
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7:48 PM - toilethumor: y
7:48 PM - toilethumor: did you do this
7:48 PM - toilethumor: yyyyyyyyyyy
7:48 PM - toilethumor: god
7:48 PM - toilethumor: yyyy.........

TEST OUT THE AMAZING 37SIGNALS AIRSHOT TRAINER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxbcQBbf7wA
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 07:05pm Link
#39
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visitor  Steam
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It was off mibbit baby goil

spadez wrote:

I'm pretty sure everyone tried hacks atleast one point in their career.
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 07:46pm Link
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Remedy  Steam
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ctrlfmuffin wrote:

wow thanks guys
:3
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 09:00pm Link
#41
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TRUKTRUK  Steam
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truktruk: what is ur fursona
corey: 32 year old white tiger
truktruk: haha
corey has changed their name to 32 YEAR OLD WHITE TIGER

http://surveymonkey.com/s/ZQRVCC3
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 10:44pm Link
#42
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b4nny  Steam
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t4e Yesn //mygamingedge: i'm so hot.. i put out my clothes>_< half naked

t4e Yesn //mygamingedge: dont wanna play with these shitty player
eMg b4nny: you picked them
eMg b4nny: idiot
t4e Yesn //mygamingedge: is wrong
t4e Yesn //mygamingedge: pick
eMg b4nny: 5 times...
t4e Yesn //mygamingedge: i pick lange and weeble correct
t4e Yesn //mygamingedge: care bare also
t4e Yesn //mygamingedge: but the other are shit
t4e Yesn //mygamingedge: probably the shit
t4e Yesn //mygamingedge: shit of shit
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 10:58pm Link
#43
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7:27 PM - scobra: yo
7:27 PM - scobra: i rang for ur team as demo twice
7:27 PM - scobra: it was hard filling your tiny pants

I was high when I posted this
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 11:27pm Link
#44
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rofl
Sat, 16 Jun 2012, 11:52pm Link
#45
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think  Steam
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thrill: think what u doing tomorrow?
think: killing myself
thrill: can i come with?
think: i dont think it works like dat
thrill: if I helped u kill yourself...would it be suicide?
think: doctor assisted homocide
thrill: HO HO HO
think: huehuehue
thrill: thank you, we'll be here all night
swiper ?: nerds
thrill: =[
swiper ?: lol

Love God, embrace beauty, and live life to the fullest.
Sun, 17 Jun 2012, 05:29am Link
#46
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3:50 PM - zigzter: goddamn
3:51 PM - zigzter: if i could fuck myself
3:51 PM - zigzter: i would

11:32 AM - zigzter lft: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
11:32 AM - zigzter lft: WHY IS LOL CONSIDERED AN ESPORT
11:32 AM - zigzter lft: WHEN FUCKING EVERYONE SAYS ITS CASUAL
11:32 AM - zigzter lft: LSDJFLKDSJKF
11:33 AM - zigzter lft: tobi wan just called it casual too
11:33 AM - swatt :3 ',lft: LoL is easy
11:34 AM - zigzter lft: #esports

watch your six
Sun, 17 Jun 2012, 06:35pm Link
#47
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swiper  Steam
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4am on tf2lobby...

lobby robin: swiper did u watch porn when u were in 8th grade
swiper ?: rofl
swiper ?: why are you asking me
Amplifier Worship RIP MCA: are you in 8th grade
swiper ?: and yes
lobby robin: u must hav been ugly
lobby robin: if u culdnt get summm
swiper ?: lol
lobby robin: jk jk jk
lobby robin: i need 2 know bc i got horny bitches on speed dial
lobby batman: lmao
lobby robin: and if they wanna watch porn 2gether we can
swiper ?: rofl
Sun, 17 Jun 2012, 07:12pm Link
#48
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Remedy  Steam
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11:25 PM - »9D Abramelin: I AM AN ENORMOUS FURFAG REMEDY
11:25 PM - »9D Abramelin: BELIEVE ME
11:25 PM - »9D Abramelin: HE'S LYING
11:25 PM - »9D Abramelin: ^V^

3:04 AM - SteveC: i hate ori
Sun, 17 Jun 2012, 11:41pm Link
#49
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defiance  Steam
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5:40 PM - caidh: if you could turn literal pieces of shit into sound waves
5:40 PM - caidh: you would have dubstep
5:40 PM - defiance_: hahahaha

Shrugger : how u there in our spwn hax
Shrugger : dn undrstand

Mon, 18 Jun 2012, 03:52am Link
#50
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b0tmode  Steam
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8:26 PM - James the n1gger hating d0lphin: hey i just met you
8:26 PM - James the n1gger hating d0lphin: and this is crazy
8:26 PM - James the n1gger hating d0lphin: but my names Kony
8:26 PM - James the n1gger hating d0lphin: i stoles your baby

also no joke right now I have the television on, and a kidsbop commercial came on and call me maybe they started singing, bro (it sounded bad)

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Mon, 18 Jun 2012, 04:29pm Link
#51
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Tails: <3
±πgv± Irie on Lockdown: <====3
±πgv± Irie on Lockdown: It's a combination dick and heart, or just a needle dick
±πgv± Irie on Lockdown: Interpret it as you wish

Irie VIII - The Return of Irie: Hello Brit
Osaka: Long time no see, friend. I assume you've been on a booze-fueled 14-day sexathon?
Irie VIII - The Return of Irie: Lolis everywhere
Osaka: Nigga, you kawaii.
Irie VIII - The Return of Irie: Sokawaii

Osaka: I'm not a homo
±πgv± Irie - Back in VA :(: You're British
±πgv± Irie - Back in VA :(: Don't lie

±πgv± Irie - Home in 7 DAAAYSS..: Just thought you should know
±πgv± Irie - Home in 7 DAAAYSS..: Well over half the chats in lolchats.txt are from you
Osaka: Awesome
Osaka: Feels good man

±πgv± Irie - Home in 7 DAAAYS...: Oh, anything kool happening with TF2 that I should know about
±πgv± Irie - Home in 7 DAAAYS...: I need my fix, man
Osaka: Not really
Osaka: Daft Punk hat
Osaka: For Pyro
±πgv± Irie - Home in 7 DAAAYS...: wat
Osaka: It's really a SMNC hat
Osaka: But looks like Daft Punk
±πgv± Irie - Home in 7 DAAAYS...: Name it Daft Pyro
±πgv± Irie - Home in 7 DAAAYS...: You're European so you probably listen to that shit

±πgv± Irie - Home in 4 Days: SUPER WANTS MY DICK
±πgv± Irie - Home in 4 Days: AND FEELS
Osaka: It wouldn't work.
±πgv± Irie - Home in 4 Days: MOSTLY MY FEELS
±πgv± Irie - Home in 4 Days: SHUTUP NIGGA
±πgv± Irie - Home in 4 Days: THIS IS AMERICA
±πgv± Irie - Home in 4 Days: WE HAVE SEX ALL THE DAMN TIME
Osaka: You wish.
±πgv± Irie - Home in 4 Days: Go fuck your cousin, Brit

V̶º̶º̶D̶º̶º̶: Im going outside now
V̶º̶º̶D̶º̶º̶: And Im never coming back
±πgv± LlorⱭ-Fuka Cap Owner: I was a hermit once
±πgv± LlorⱭ-Fuka Cap Owner: Wrote some really funny jokes
±πgv± LlorⱭ-Fuka Cap Owner: Turns out
±πgv± LlorⱭ-Fuka Cap Owner: With no audience
±πgv± LlorⱭ-Fuka Cap Owner: They were actually pretty shitty

Buttplundered: I mean if I had to pick between a BJ and a sandwhich
Buttplundered: I'd already have my pants off and my hand on the back of her head

"I punch with my Rockets, it's the most manly way of fighting" - Chris

INTERNET TOUGH GUY: And play internet catch with you
Para.Irie: lol
INTERNET TOUGH GUY: Preferably made with a frisbee made of barbed wire
INTERNET TOUGH GUY: Puts hair on your chest

TMP : I hold W harder than any other pyro

±πgv± LlorⱭ-@Friend's House: You're retarded
Pan!c: No, I'm psychotic - it's like being retarded but way more fun

"What do black people dream of, Killshot?"-Hex
"Black people don't dream, the last one that did got shot in Memphis."-Vince.

(TEAM) {SSA}irbeastlykitten : i can aim
Victor : !rank
(TEAM) {SSA}irbeastlykitten : are u retarded
SaintShenanigans : did someone say huntsman rage?
(TEAM) {SSA}irbeastlykitten : or do u have downs
The Kool Kids Klub (dime) : i can aim youre a tark
The Kool Kids Klub (dime) : tard
LlorD =BH= : >retarded or do you have downs
LlorD =BH= : saved

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Wed, 20 Jun 2012, 06:08am Link
#52
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mustardoverlord  Steam
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I hate when people post chat logs where the "clever" guy is them

christ what an ego
Wed, 20 Jun 2012, 06:56am Link
#53
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defiance wrote:

Shrugger : how u there in our spwn hax
Shrugger : dn undrstand

how old is this? don't remember at all :[
Wed, 20 Jun 2012, 08:39am Link
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mustardoverlord wrote:

I hate when people post chat logs where the "clever" guy is them

christ what an ego

damn straight

2:23 AM - motion 420 on the joint commitee: http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/expectation-reality-cookie-monster-cookies.jpg
2:23 AM - motion 420 on the joint commitee: you laugh you lose
2:24 AM - r57: smirked
2:26 AM - motion 420 on the joint commitee: ok then let me put on hard mode
2:26 AM - motion 420 on the joint commitee: http://i46.tinypic.com/v8dqa.jpg
2:26 AM - r57: nothing moved
2:26 AM - r57: no emotion
2:26 AM - r57: sorry caps
2:27 AM - motion 420 on the joint commitee: http://i47.tinypic.com/2ikqq2a.jpg
2:27 AM - motion 420 on the joint commitee: nightmare mode
2:27 AM - r57: fuck you god damn it
2:27 AM - r57: now i laughed
2:28 AM - r57: not even fair

~~~LAST CHANCE TO UPFRAG MY POSTS~~~
Thu, 21 Jun 2012, 06:35am Link
#55
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3:47 PM - kri: i'll literally play tf2 next season on snooplicity
3:47 PM - kri: if that prevents powah
3:47 PM - kri: from doing invite

20:16 - .UNFF: i wanna suck your dick dry
20:16 - .UNFF: no homo
20:16 - powah: oh baby
20:17 - .UNFF: when i go poop, i pretend you're penetrating me
20:17 - .UNFF: no homo
20:17 - powah: oh baby
20:18 - .UNFF: afk piercing my schlong with a screw driver
Thu, 21 Jun 2012, 12:41pm Link
#56
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defiance  Steam
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shrugger wrote:

defiance wrote:

Shrugger : how u there in our spwn hax
Shrugger : dn undrstand

how old is this? don't remember at all :[
I don't remember either I just had it in a file with a bunch of conversations. It was like season 9 during a scrim.

I do however remember my whole team dying of laughter. I wanna say it was on warmfront....but idk.

Last edited: Thu, 21 Jun 2012, 03:37pm by defiance

Thu, 21 Jun 2012, 03:15pm Link
#57
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16:02 PM - techno: hey mangachu
16:02 PM - techno: how do you keep a skunk from smelling?
16:02 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: dunno
16:02 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: how
16:02 PM - techno: you hold his nose
16:02 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: oh g od
16:02 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: not these
16:02 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: no
16:02 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: please
16:02 PM - techno: hey mangachu
16:03 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: oh god
16:03 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: ys
16:03 PM - techno: did all the animals on noah's ark come in pairs?
16:03 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: yes?
16:03 PM - techno: no, the worms came in apples
16:03 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: OH GOD
16:03 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: DAMN IT
16:03 PM - techno: hey mangachu
16:04 PM - techno: what animal can jump higher than a house?
16:04 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: no animal can?
16:04 PM - techno: all of them, houses can't jump
16:04 PM - mangachuchu_train'lft: NO
16:04 PM - techno: hey mangachu
16:04 PM - techno: why do birds fly south for the winter?
mangachuchu_train'lft is now Offline.
Thu, 21 Jun 2012, 08:17pm Link
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why do they
Thu, 21 Jun 2012, 10:23pm Link
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technosex  Steam
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because it's too far to walk
Thu, 21 Jun 2012, 11:27pm Link
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7:41 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: So let me put you in the situation I'm in right now
7:42 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: Me and my family went out to dinner at some like
7:42 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: Fast food/sea food place called C lovers
7:43 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: And we're sitting down and getting shit sorted right
7:43 PM - nalyd: yeah
7:44 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: And these two fat women come blasting through the front door screaming "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FOOD"
7:44 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: Like
7:44 PM - nalyd: oh god
7:44 PM - nalyd: lol
7:44 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: Completely ignoring the small children gulfimg down fistfuls of fatty foods
7:45 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: And the manager comes blasting through and is like
7:45 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: "calm down man, there are children here"
7:45 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: Mam*
7:45 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: And she's like
7:46 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: "ARE YOU THE SPINELESS COCK SUCKER WHO MANAGES THIS PLACE?"
7:46 PM - nalyd: ha ha ha ha
7:46 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: W/e
7:46 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: Long story short
7:47 PM - swatt sunflower 'lft: Don't fuck with fat women
7:47 PM - nalyd: don't worry, I wouldn't want to

me irl
Fri, 22 Jun 2012, 02:08am Link
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