natf2 is shutting down, head over to teamfortress.tv for all of your TF2 coverage.

 
#1
52
stultus  Steam
mid-
Registered: October 2011
Posts: 59

I've been yz50's biggest fan for the last 2 years. I've watched every single match, every single stream including him, (added him on steam even!!!!!!!!), and I even tried to fly out to LAN to get his autograph personally before I realized that I didn't have enough money to fly.

Last month, I donated $50 dollars to srsly br0's LAN fund. Now this may not seem like a lot, but I have to take care of two kids and myself. I personally took the subway one stop shorter every single day for a month to raise up this money. I was promised a personal autograph by yz50. This was the greatest moment of my life.

And then, a miracle happened. I was playing with HRG and scrimming and having fun and all that. We got a scrim against srsly br0. I didn't believe it until I entered the server and saw that heavenly name on the opposite side of the scoreboard. A single tear rolled down my cheek as I started hyperventilating. "I have to, have to, HAVE TO, impress him!!!!!" I thought in my head. I played like a legend. And at the end, I asked for his autograph.

But even legends are nothing before a god. When he personally used my name tag and gift wrap to send me a medigun, I opened it with delight....And inside was a medigun named "Timothy Olson." My eyes sunk into my head and I started shivering profusely and sweating all over. I ripped my hair out of my head, and I whispered to myself, "no........."

I was trolled by my hero.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 03:50am
#2
0
catastrophe  Steam
high-
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 529

mhm
mhm

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 03:54am
#3
9
riverdude  Steam
mid-
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 52

all of that money saved from the subway

for nothing

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:00am
#4
9
Loronix  Steam
mid+
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 430

asian on asian hate crime

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:05am
#5
-2
Fog  Steam
Administrator
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 911

yz50fan_420


Rest In Peace Dad
Chicago DM Server: dm.mediocrity.ca:27015
Dallas DM Server: dm2.mediocrity.ca:27015
Ammomod Server: ammomod.mediocrity.ca:27015

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:09am
#6
1
visitor  Steam
high-
Medium_528423d692ea9accc6ffd996e4f7c1e5
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 667

Proving to everyone that dummy's signature is worth shit


spadez wrote:

I'm pretty sure everyone tried hacks atleast one point in their career.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:17am
#7
3
Fox!  Steam
high
Medium_moon_child
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 1240

man, that yz guy sure sounds like a real jerk


Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:20am
#8
-10
liko  Steam
mid
Medium_3b18001b6af0e86ac09fbb4dd0cc232c
Registered: October 2011
Posts: 239

wow yz you fucking troll

xDDD

This post is hidden for scoring too low. Show post.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:24am
#9
-12
badmanner  Steam
mid+
Medium_5b981d5ac2ebca7f4f9a27deb4642148
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 428

Who is Timothy Olson? I don't get this. I was expecting a pun or something like the gotfrag days.

edit: o it's dummy

This post is hidden for scoring too low. Show post.

Last edited: Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:56am by badmanner

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:35am
#10
10
visitor  Steam
high-
Medium_528423d692ea9accc6ffd996e4f7c1e5
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 667

Hes a player that has the best roll outs in the history of tf2 and pretty much carried his combo to lan victories


spadez wrote:

I'm pretty sure everyone tried hacks atleast one point in their career.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:35am
#11
-6
capnfapn  Steam
high-
Medium_b69db4f1ae53f5fdfdee0a282de0e479
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 872

visitor wrote:

Hes a player that has the best roll outs in the history of tf2 and pretty much carried his combo to lan victories

qft. People even thought he was using speedhacks!


I am the captain of fapping.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:49am
#12
-16
capnfapn  Steam
high-
Medium_b69db4f1ae53f5fdfdee0a282de0e479
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 872

I have a video of me deleting yz50 from my friendslist.

yeah, that's right.
I did it.
...motherfucker.

This post is hidden for scoring too low. Show post.


I am the captain of fapping.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:53am
#13
16
redban  Steam
mid
Medium_20fa6398ff5a57a43226f4ff7bacdee4
Registered: January 2012
Posts: 138

fapn wrote:

I have a video of me deleting yz50 from my friendslist.

yeah, that's right.
I did it.
...motherfucker.

You must be some sort of cool guy irl

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 05:07am
#14
-6
capnfapn  Steam
high-
Medium_b69db4f1ae53f5fdfdee0a282de0e479
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 872

redban wrote:

fapn wrote:

I have a video of me deleting yz50 from my friendslist.

yeah, that's right.
I did it.
...motherfucker.

You must be some sort of cool guy irl

pst i really did it so that i wouldn't constantly spam him about helping my aim out or something :P


I am the captain of fapping.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 06:46am
#15
3
heero  Steam
mid+
Medium_0906557764c74102c11c2fd803c16b02
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 419

fapn u should probably stop while ur still not too far behind

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 06:51am
#16
-6
capnfapn  Steam
high-
Medium_b69db4f1ae53f5fdfdee0a282de0e479
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 872

heero wrote:

fapn u should probably stop while ur still not too far behind

heero put on your pyrovision goggles and be nice :<


I am the captain of fapping.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 06:53am
#17
21
mes  Steam
mid
Medium_9g2ph
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 161

i apologize for bin "yz50" koala's actions i will kill him irl @ lan dont u wrory stultus...... dont u wuorry......

http://i.imgur.com/8g0u2.jpg


Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 08:22am
#18
0
atmo  Steam
high-
Medium_e35223e2d52719c1dad8e241c4a6df9a
Registered: January 2012
Posts: 873

could yz50 please do another vlog about LAN preparation and / or i46


stvkeybinds: an application with pictures

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 08:26am
#19
-1
Terywj  Steam
mid
Medium_7094991bda89dfd34f804a2e26b2fbfb
Registered: May 2012
Posts: 201

10 points out of 10 points IMO.


[img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9839/terysig2.png[/img]

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 09:57am
#20
9
Freakin  Steam
mid+
Registered: February 2012
Posts: 365

atmo wrote:

could yz50 please do another vlog about LAN preparation and / or i46

I'll be doing these "every once in a while"...aka this will be the only one.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 12:20pm
#21
-7
SneakyPolarBear  Steam
mid
Medium_8b2d0fdf546965c2cfb5e0ee7b0e3f32
Registered: May 2012
Posts: 193

You know you can restore items and only delete the name right?

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:13pm
#22
0
bomb_  Steam
mid-
Medium_7a49606d0140a3d9bbb279785af782a6
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 72

Im gonna fly to lan to have subway with mesr, on me man, on me.


"All those moments gone in time, like eggs, off a hookers stomach".

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 04:29pm
#23
9
steelfire  Steam
mid
Registered: January 2012
Posts: 164

This reminds of me of the time when I was asking people on the Experiment whether they knew how much more money they needed for LAN.
Snoopy: Tells me to go ask Dummy
Dummy: Says that yz50 told him they still needed a few billion. Tells me to go ask Blaze. Gives me the link to Blaze's(supposed)profile page. Turns out to be yz50's.
Yz50: Changes profile name to Blaze. I give up.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 11:59pm
#24
8
Loronix  Steam
mid+
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 430

blaze yz and snoopy were never on Experiment silly guy

Sat, 30 Jun 2012, 12:18am
#25
0
downpour  Steam
high-
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 883

^^
Maximum trolled


voting out badlands since 2011
~~~innovation~~~

Sat, 30 Jun 2012, 01:00am
#26
3
steelfire  Steam
mid
Registered: January 2012
Posts: 164

Loronix wrote:

blaze yz and snoopy were never on Experiment silly guy

Well, in that case.
I'm sorry to yz50 for doubting him this entire season.

Sat, 30 Jun 2012, 01:13am
#27
0
klanana  Steam
mid+
Medium_7169dc3288b0d99fc55991d1e4408050
Registered: September 2011
Posts: 283

What a sad story. At least the hundreds of $$ I threw at teams this year to get to lan didn't go to this deceptive scheme.

On to the next one.


Sponsoring Team iT! Check out TF2Jump.com

Sat, 30 Jun 2012, 01:25am