Have you ever wanted to fuck around in pubs with a lot of other people? Have you ever wanted to do it in a CO-ORDINATED FASHION? Yes you have.

Now with co-ordinated public assaults you can use a mumble that's empty 99% of the time to gather your posse and assault public servers.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PublicAssaults

Feel free to use the group to archive hilarious things said by pub players as well.

p.s. invite all your friends

I think it's called pubstomping and only takes like 3 people at the most.

Pubstomping =/= A co-ordinated pub assault

Dane wrote:

I think it's called pubstomping and only takes like 3 people at the most.

I don't think you appreciate the level of co-ordination required for assaulting public servers.

>saving chatlogs

This seems both mean and fun.

I want to do it.

(TEAM) {SSA}irbeastlykitten : i can aim
Victor : !rank
(TEAM) {SSA}irbeastlykitten : are u retarded
SaintShenanigans : did someone say huntsman rage?
(TEAM) {SSA}irbeastlykitten : or do u have downs
The Kool Kids Klub (dime) : i can aim youre a tark
The Kool Kids Klub (dime) : tard
LlorD =BH= : >retarded or do you have downs
LlorD =BH= : saved

pubstomping does not require the use of mumble, co-ordinating public assaults do.

Key wrote:

pubstomping does not require the use of mumble, co-ordinating public assaults do.

Exactly

I also recommend telling people in the server, "Don't shit your jorts over it." Guaranteed replies every time.

im posting this on spuf

Pubstomping does not require you to have money. Co-ordinated Public Assaults do.

We have to do something like leave all at the same time and right before we do, everyone types into chat "You've been publicly assaulted bitch."

Just seeing like 10 people type that and then all ten of them leaving the server/the same team simultaneously would be too funny.

VickM wrote:

We have to do something like leave all at the same time and right before we do, everyone types into chat "You've been publicly assaulted bitch."

Just seeing like 10 people type that and then all ten of them leaving the server/the same team simultaneously would be too funny.

You are a man of many ideas

my HL team used to do this. One day MemphisVon happened to be in our server and joined the fray. fun times

I'm sharing this with people. Sounds like genius.

I was playing Badwater a long time ago, and like, 4 people from eMg came in and started destroying. Then autobalance came in and separated them onto different teams.

Sounds like a lot of fun, anyone can add me if you need more people.

Bad at real tf2? need better players to carry you in pubs? TF2 ASSAULTS

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/stacklols

we had a group made by shintaz like this in europe where we used to put up [FB] tags and the boomer picture, and stack the shit out of euro pubs with 15-20 ppl

hey guyz am i gud enuf 2 b in dis circle jerk

Back when AG was around we all went into a pub under the tag "[Gay Gamers]" Ending with someone else's real name. Then each of our avatars was a color of the rainbow
I was [Gay Gamers]David Marsh, I think my color was blue

It was way more effective than I thought it would be

my coordinated public assault just went 16-0
SPOILER

Make sure to have the stack be all 1 class and find servers that don't autobalance.

Everyone should also spam binds the whole game long.

Edit: Come on. Sarcasm anyone? :C
People are just going to hate the serious competitive community more for stuff like this.

Idk, pubstomping is one thing, but you don't have to spam chat binds and make the competitive community look like a bunch of assholes.

You do realize that 95% of pubbies think we're assholes by virtue that we play this game in any sort of serious fashion right?

Remember when chaaz made the steam thread about updating the game at any time that wasn't prime time across the US since it was raping ESEA?

Taggerung wrote:

Back when AG was around we all went into a pub under the tag "[Gay Gamers]" Ending with someone else's real name. Then each of our avatars was a color of the rainbow
I was [Gay Gamers]David Marsh, I think my color was blue

It was way more effective than I thought it would be

hopefully someone still has the picture

Jake Rockwell wrote:

Taggerung wrote:

Back when AG was around we all went into a pub under the tag "[Gay Gamers]" Ending with someone else's real name. Then each of our avatars was a color of the rainbow
I was [Gay Gamers]David Marsh, I think my color was blue

It was way more effective than I thought it would be

hopefully someone still has the picture

I might. But I'm pretty sure gamma does

Juunee wrote:

You do realize that 95% of pubbies think we're assholes by virtue that we play this game in any sort of serious fashion right?

Not really, but even if that was the case you don't have to give them a legitimate reason by being assholes.

i would join but i'm in the Coalition Against Pub Stacking (CAPS)