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Hero, Returns a Hero?

By: Greed

July 7, 2012

After an eight season hiatus, EG.Hero may be taking the invite competitive scene once again. After he retired at the end of season 4 from evil geniuses, Mr. Hero said that he wanted to take some time off and focus on more personal things like his short lived but golden singing career. With the release of his platinum hit single “Take Yo Queef” (can be found here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH6r_rddM58), few can say that Madd Chadd does not have the voice of an angel.

The news of Heros return, who averaged 365 damage per minute and lead his team in second most frags through season 4, has lifted the hearts of a many tf2 fans throughout the community. Twelve year old pug.na star domo, called Hero, “The next superman.”

Hero a.k.a Madd Chadd shocked the invite teams, as his entrance is now bound to shift the massive amount of talent once dominantly held by current lan champions LG and Classic Mixup. Since the Atlanta Lan where Hero placed first within a group of shitties (shadowhound), hero has always shown a very aggressive style that have caused crucial round losses that may have led to an unsuccessful season. Admittedly, hero has now promised to relax, and take a more calculated role in whatever team picks him up. In response to questions regarding his prompted change, Hero hit us with a stunning one liner saying, “A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself, even if it is just a game.”

In this rare one on one interview, Hero comments on his return.

Greed: yo im im writing an article, mind if I ask you a few questions?
Hero: relax.
Greed: uh…ok?
Greed: is that a yes?
Hero: take yo queef
Hero is now away

Though many say that Hero’s singing career was the cause for his disappearance from the invite competitive scene, few contend that Hero quit after the onset of his major depressive episode caused by King of the Hills season 13 finale.

Regardless of the reasons why, Heros return is a sure sign that the times are changing. The Chadd is Madd and nothing is going to get in the way of this hot piece of man meat. Villians beware, Hero is BACK!

Last edited: Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 07:09pm by Gr33d

Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 06:48pm
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mausy  Steam
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i dont even understand the amount of fuck that went into this

Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 06:51pm
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hero  Steam
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I can't stop laughing...

Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 06:57pm
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domo  Steam
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He's the next superman

Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 06:57pm
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lol

Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 07:01pm
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Never tell your password to anyone.
Greed: http://natf2.com/topics/5891-hero-returns-a-hero
c0al✌br0: how long did that take you
Greed: not too long
Greed: maybe 15-20 uincluding fact research
c0al✌br0: you're really proud of it aren't you
Greed: lol
Greed: i think its pretty good

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Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 07:08pm
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I for one excited to see the return of invite legend "Madd" Chad "HERO". Big ups on the article. well presented.

Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 08:06pm
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hero is my idol...
(relax...) over 9000

Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 08:11pm
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Eldritch  Steam
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I hope that eseanews or whoever reads this and offers you a spot, Greed. That's the most accurate interview I've seen yet!

Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 08:59pm
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Rage  Steam
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racist motherfucker on streams and doesnt even give a fuck. best hero in my book

Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 11:03pm
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Gr33d  Steam
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shoutout to hero for letting me use him in this article, although written for entertainment, the rumor is true...hero is coming back

Sun, 08 Jul 2012, 01:45am
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goddamnit stop making me laugh gr33d my sides hurt


Sun, 08 Jul 2012, 01:46am
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Melbs  Steam
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good read :D

Sun, 08 Jul 2012, 06:51pm
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Ruwin  Steam
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god bless

Sun, 08 Jul 2012, 08:44pm
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defy  Steam
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great groupa guys, thank you


skill rating: girl butts
dm: boobies
gamesense: hey a pic of a girl butt
invite: if u gimme pic of girle butte

anonemousee wrote:

then the next game he said 'just kidding, love, peace, and chicken grease'

Mon, 09 Jul 2012, 12:35am
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Tralala  Steam
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defy wrote:

great groupa guys, thank you

??

Mon, 09 Jul 2012, 07:14am
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Mon, 09 Jul 2012, 10:55pm