Hero, Returns a Hero?
July 7, 2012
After an eight season hiatus, EG.Hero may be taking the invite competitive scene once again. After he retired at the end of season 4 from evil geniuses, Mr. Hero said that he wanted to take some time off and focus on more personal things like his short lived but golden singing career. With the release of his platinum hit single “Take Yo Queef” (can be found here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH6r_rddM58), few can say that Madd Chadd does not have the voice of an angel.
The news of Heros return, who averaged 365 damage per minute and lead his team in second most frags through season 4, has lifted the hearts of a many tf2 fans throughout the community. Twelve year old pug.na star domo, called Hero, “The next superman.”
Hero a.k.a Madd Chadd shocked the invite teams, as his entrance is now bound to shift the massive amount of talent once dominantly held by current lan champions LG and Classic Mixup. Since the Atlanta Lan where Hero placed first within a group of shitties (shadowhound), hero has always shown a very aggressive style that have caused crucial round losses that may have led to an unsuccessful season. Admittedly, hero has now promised to relax, and take a more calculated role in whatever team picks him up. In response to questions regarding his prompted change, Hero hit us with a stunning one liner saying, “A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself, even if it is just a game.”
In this rare one on one interview, Hero comments on his return.
Greed: yo im im writing an article, mind if I ask you a few questions?
Greed: is that a yes?
Hero: take yo queef
Hero is now away
Though many say that Hero’s singing career was the cause for his disappearance from the invite competitive scene, few contend that Hero quit after the onset of his major depressive episode caused by King of the Hills season 13 finale.
Regardless of the reasons why, Heros return is a sure sign that the times are changing. The Chadd is Madd and nothing is going to get in the way of this hot piece of man meat. Villians beware, Hero is BACK!
Last edited: Sat, 07 Jul 2012, 07:09pm by Gr33d