DANE and THINK <3

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This article could shed insight into some of our lives, I found it interesting, maybe others will as well.

http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/08/28/playing-games-for-all-the-wrong-reasons

the most OP heavy in the game

also, please dont pick him up, we need a solid backup

i once had a platinum team ask me to mentor them, guy said their demo was amazing "hes like b4nny, but not b4nny" i thought he was joking, nope.

guy didnt know how to sticky jump properly

i def posted this too early

I46 to Host Gorgeous Gamer Beauty Pageant

By: Greed

July 28, 2012

Behind the glaring screen of gamer monitors everywhere, lies the most overlook overrated aspect of any gamers arsenal, there somewhat lacking dashing good looks. This year, for the first time since never, I46 will hold its first beauty pageant.

The upcoming Insomnia 46 Lan, which is scheduled to run from Aug 24 through Aug 27, will spare no expense in declaring what rumors term to be, “the gorgeous gamer of the year” award. I46 Event managers promise that the event will be stunning and will leave spectators breathless. The odors of 5 day old, unwashed, sweaty clothing will fill the air with hope and promise for future generations of baby gamers. That is of course, they manage to “procreate”. Head admin Leotard Danerd said, “we want to give a sneak peek into the minds of the gamers, even if people don’t want to see it.”

Extv President Jeff "eXtine" Extine expressed his excitement earlier this week saying. “all seasoned gamers around the world know that the I46 lan boasts the best smelling gamers, and least acne covered faces a player can have, I see this event going places, yaoooo just watch.” “That was a terrible pun,” Greed replied in fatherly disappointment.

The gorgeous gamer beauty pageant will take place at the International Centre in Telford. The event is said to accommodate over 3000 participants, far more than sanitarily possible. The winner will be awarded a bouquet of hygiene products such as basic deodorant and hand wash soaps, as well as a game coupon to further encourage less than magnificently stunning good looks and odor.

The pageant will make gamers participate in multiple categories. They will each be judged by a stage interview, talent display, boardwalk, and longest time gone without passing gas among many other things. After which the difficult task of judging a winner will be forced upon seven of the events only females. American community favorite Matt “Clckwrk” D, who was recently crowned gorgeous gamer of America, was asked about his expectations for the tournament. “I don’t see much competition radiating from Europe; this should be an easy win, mostly because I’m just that good looking.” When asked who to blame for such horrid competition, Clckwrk replied, “the stagnation of natural selection.”

Despite high hopes, Clckwrk admits his real competition comes from fellow teammate Tyrone Biggums. “I don’t understand what they see in him, hes Asian, there are 2.3 billion of them. It’s been done, that’s all I’m saying.” Clckwrk said in an irritated and ire tone. “A diamond in an ocean of diamonds is nothing special, god dammit Tyrone, you’re giving me wrinkles.”

Regardless of the events results, the true purpose of the beauty pageant is to bring together all “disagreeably” looking gamers together, to give them a sense of self-worth and appreciation. You’re in game dm may not get you far in life, but you mean something, it says it all over your physical looks.

**Next week, stay tuned for life changing insights in a novel segment called “Conversations with Greed, lessons in self-worth and money management”**

Article incoming, stay tuned to teamfortress.tv

"I46 to hold Gorgeous Gamers Beauty Pageant"

apparently were still looking

also regarding puns, you dont even know how much fun we have begun in our mumble channel. After we get stuff done in pugs, we have a long run of a ton of puns. I feel like we have begun something that has won the internet, but sometimes the appeal of suicide with a gun would not be outdone by anything. I regret none of it.

relevant

bumpity

hmm, i was never a fan of fanficiton, after seeing that link ggyggly, im compelled to make this the beginning of the end.

edit: after looking through the link, i have confirmed, the end.

I wish you had warned me of such a world earlier gygg man

Passion of the B4nny

Chapter I (1.1)

The First Steps

It was a day, which started much unlike any other day. The cool morning air carried a familiar sense of dread that made his heart sink. B4nny unwillingly got up to live another day. To b4nny, life was fought for, not given to.

The tent was small; it had four wide corners pressed into the ground at a sharp angle. Lying around his body in the small place was a modest supply of provisions for his long journey. A small kettle for water, a thick wolves coat from the last winter’s hunting and about a dozen or so pieces of dear meat perched out on a thin line, left to dry in the cold weather.

As he silently and quickly packed up his tent with an urgency that could only denote the importance of a great task at hand, the impressive mountain of Coldfront made its appearance off in the distance. There were many creases in the mountain, its great foreboding nature casted a long gloomy shadow off to the east. Valleys that gave the impression of endless pit like features made b4nnys heart sink even further. The small house of the snake was located at the top of this great mountain. This is where our hero’s journey would now lead. With a great deep breath, B4nny took another of the seemingly abundant steps towards the ancient dwelling of SolidSnake.

B4nnys story started in the small village of badwater. He was a well to do man living and making a modest means at manufacturing demo swords and shields. The neighbors’ respected him, and people adored his kindness and mercy, at least, they once did so. B4nny’s being, purpose and life would all come to change with the visit of one peculiar character.

Chapter II

Mr. Wang

(coming whenever I have time to and bored enough to write)

domo is a good kid, is chinese, so you know hes got yz potential

if you are good with kids or are a kid...investing in domos growth is a tf2 player is worth it

Lyna declared legally insane

By: Greed

July 11, 2012

Natf2 member and grammar fanatic Lyna, was declared insane 1 hour ago after allegedly becoming upset over a post questioning Powah’s legitimacy between Christians and Microsoft users.

“You don’t see these types of cases all the time,” Dr. shdwpuppet said. “Reportedly, Lyna attempted to read a post about powah’s ostracization from his home country of brazil and just completely lost it. This is clearly a clinically psychotic individual who has no grip on reality.”
Lyna, who insists that she was only mad at the number of plus frags the post got, is currently banned and under 24-hour watch at John Hopkins hospital.

According to thezito, this morning lyna logged on to the natf2 forums after only just recently graduating with a degree in English from the university of sao paul. Upon her attempt at reading the near perfect english grammar found in the post, she became confused, her head became cloudy and she began to question the last four years of her life.
“Lyna asked me how you use translate google. I saids I no English good and it says powah is no hacker,” thezito said. “then she calls me devil atheist worshipper.”

“why did I studied English. I don’t even like. Powah is hacker. I gonna holla holla holla and convince people in post.” Lyna reportedly typed into chat to thezito.

Thezito became worryingly depressed at his new loves insanity and called in for help. Fifteen Brazilian minutes (2 hours) later after lyna somehow managed to string together several words to make a truly insane and moronice post, paramedics and expert psychiatrist mustardoverlord were on the scene.

“im not even Brazilian,” mustardoverlord exclaimed. “I do this for the people and the plus frags, nothing more and nothing less.” The now severely brain damaged dimwit began to yell and shriek as her conscious days came to a close when she was then forcibly retrained and sedated to be taken to John Hopkins hospital.

In a follow up interview with Dr.shdwpuppet, he had this to comment “ as soon as I had heard her call thezito, of all people, crazy, I could see that this was going to be bad, we had tests run and after we determined that such a case was non menstrual related, as id initially assumed, I ordered her hospitalization.”

Natf2 admin Fog is still reviewing the terms of the lyna’s ban from the natf2 forums. According to fog, “we don’t usually ban clown down posts, but this one might be one of those exceptions.”